Oneliner joke/game hint contest

[Pearlescent]

Woops posted by mistake

[Cant eat ham]

in game name: hotdog1187
1 liner: loading...
10% bu bu but mamma said...
20% alligators are so angry
30% because they got all them
40% toofs and nofin to brushem with
50% life is like a box of chocolates
60% you never know just what you'll get
70% still loading...
80% when in doubt...pinkies out
90% almost 10% done loading
100% username - password

[Todimortal]

In-game username: Todimortal
Oneliners: Sharping the swords...
Feeding Implings...
Implementing EOC..
Balancing the economy..
Dropping Party Hats...

[Peekays]

Cruisin' down the street in ma 6 4

[Pikachu]

Cruisin' down the street in ma 6 4

[Ryuui]

Cruisin' down the street in ma 6 4

Jocking the freaks, clocking the dough

[Vik]

Mike pls.

[Kylo ren]

"Pilots heading toward their ships"
"Engines starting"
"Our ships are taking off"
"Preparing for Battle"
"Engaging the Enemy"
"All pilots fire at will!"

*Login interface appears*

[Not motti]

"Pilots heading toward their ships"
"Engines starting"
"Our ships are taking off"
"This is Bin Laden speaking"
"Thank you for choosing Al Qaida Airlines"
"Allahuakkbar"

*Client shuts down*

Fixed

[Rimweed]

In-game username: Im Amber

Oneliners:

1. You can drop infinite amount of coins on the ground and it goes to the refund box!

2. You can use the middle mouse button to rotate the camera!

3. ::vote benefits us both!

4. The Exchange takes 5% tax.

5. Premium status is overpowered.

6. Colorful whips have colorful benefits.

7. Pets make you look cool.

8. If you need help, click the help button.

9. Don't be lonely, join a clan chat!

10. I'm sorry, I will never let you train your summoning skill.

11. You can buy beer at ::chill!

12. Feeling confident? Try out bounty hunter!

13. Legend says that mysterious diamonds are dropped by the most dangerous monsters of wilderness.